my name is david gross. there have been many times in my life when people respond, “that’s gross.” to strike back, but first, i’ll introduce myself by saying “i’m david gros–that’s gross!” just so i can steal the thunder of anyone who thought that they were the first person to think of it. actually, this has never happened in real life.
hence my blog, “that’s gross” where i can, in my virtual life, pretend that i thought of something first.
also, you should know that the title image for this website is available here. credit is where credit is due.